I'm Back!!

Guess what?!?! I was actually not blasted off the face of this Earth and far, far away from any computer or internet source. Guess what's the real culprit. My laziness!!! So surprising, right?
So, while I was doing anything on the computer but blogging, this is what happened:

• EVIE FLEW OUT ALL THE WAY FROM POLAND!!! :D
• the Jones' flew out and all of us went to a bunch of places...that I can't remember, of course.
• I, um, started 8th grade
• it's MUCH better than 7th
• with a MUCH better locker location right smack in the middle of the school.
• oh, wait, after the Jonses' and Evie left, we went down to NC, right?
• oh. yeah. that's when mom and dad went on a cruise...
• wow. I can't remember that?
• anyway.
• these aren't even bullets anymore!
• I mean, they are, just not about what happened.
• ok, here's something:
• It snowed.
• I know, right!?!
• and it was just a couple days before Halloween, so we were Trick-or-Treating in the snow and winter coats. no one could tell who I was, what with snow boots and my big poofy warm coat ^.^
• dad's making me go to Math Counts
• it's actually kinda fun, but then again, that's dad working his mind tricks on everyone, trying to convince the world that math is actually fun.
• oh, AND HE CUT HIS HAIR!!!!!!
• and Girl's Camp was awesome!
• and I'm completely dumping chronological order...
• Camp Mason was cool, but muddy...and the "Egg Game" (aka Nim *shrug* ask dad...) was infuriating to play against this teacher until I came back and dad showed me how to win it with binary. of course. how did I forget that there's ALWAYS a mathematical solution to strategy games?
• apparently he showed me the game and how to beat it when I was in 1st grade. of course I forgot...

...I guess that's a lot...that's all, folks! :P